Painted rocks are a favorite pastime of mine. It’s so nice to decorate them then send them on their way for someone to discover. It’s a fun craft for myself and the whole neighborhood as we pass along these little nuggets of happiness.
Out of all the painted rocks and even sock rocks, there’s a category of painted rocks that I like best. It’s the punny ones!
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What you’ll need for painting rocks:
- Rocks – You can use any rock you find outside but river rocks make the best surfaces, especially for painting in detail.
- Acrylic paint
- Paint pens
- Sealer – You definitely need a sealer if you’re using acrylic because they are water soluble and will wash away. My favorite of course is modge podge (in matte AND gloss of course!).
Check out 50+ of the funny punny painted rocks that’ll make you laugh out loud.
Rock, Paper, Scissors | @bookish_in_town_
Squeeze the Day | @ssrocz
Punny Rocks | @hvorrocks
Uni-Corn | @julieghooliee
More Funny Punny Rocks | @rockmania20
Avocato | @rocking.kk
Tea-Rex | @itspunny.1




Grumpy Rocks | @rocksbydanny

No More Mr. Rice Guy | @rockprettyrocks


Positive Punny Rocks | @poniluv

Quesa-Dillo | @designs.of.ashley

Positivi-Tea | @the_painted_rock_shop_2020

Pizza My Heart | @sunflowerblissco







Always on Time | @rockprettyrocks

More Funny Painted Rocks | @monimos61rocks












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